The first in our series of fun ways to save your hard earned dosh (money.)
A coupla quid (pounds – a currency unit in UK) saved ere and there don’t half help m’lord.
As fast as you can say ‘bob’s yer uncle’ you’ll be putting down on that new manor house. As the man on the telly said, ther’s never been a better time to buy. Your average working class man forking out only half a million squid for a town dwelling. Country bumpkins can pick up a cottage in the countryside for about the same.
A more traditional manor house with 2 mile gravel drive way, coupl’acres just to afford some privacy off the road probably set you back couple million. But what’s a couple million pounds between friends?
My line of thinking sez it could be a wait’n’see time. Some hexperts are thinking that the new market for houses is overheated and could crash and burn. Probably you could burn your house and collectin insurance but make sure the coppers don’t find out or yourd be right nicked.
The best one was the geezer who died then went travelling overseas after his missis collected the life insurance. They left their photo album on the internet counter. And found im hiding in a cupboard.
It goes wivout saying that we all know about inflation, it’s only the government that finks we aven’t a clue and can’t work it out yet. Or they think we haven’t noticed – that really takes the biscuit.
I think the writings on the wall, the big bank will put up its rates again. I wish they’d leave bambi out of it tho, and stop this silly talk about stagflation.
It’s time for a cuppa guvnor. Scones n’all.
1 lump or 2?
Right, you put your own milk then.
